2. Impersonal Shopper: I don’t know if I’d be cut out to buy things on behalf of a particular person but I could certainly go around buying stuff that someone is bound to like. I would buy it and then people could just come through and route around in my pile of stuff. If they find something they like they take it and give me money.
3. Pool Tester: Here would be a typical exchange in my role as a swimming pool tester, “Brr. Too cold. You’re going to have to buy a different pool.”
4. Fish: Doesn’t seem too hard to me.
5. Hoarse Whisperer: I could be someone with a scratchy voice that speaks quietly into your ear.
6. Music Reviewer Critic: I may not have the necessary knowledge of music in order to be a reviewer myself but my knowledge of snide, detached wannabes is unparalleled. As a music reviewer critic I would dissect and analyze the class of human beings that describe other people’s artistic labors with phrases such as, “3 and a half stars.”
7. Computer System Analyst: "Good system" "Bad system"
8. Lifeguard at the baby pool: If anyone needs an explanation for this one, go ahead and do us all a favor and step in front of a bus.9. Bingo Announcer: “B5!” “E8!” “Someone help Mr. Womack back to his room. He’s passed out on his bingo board again.”
10. Vanna White’s job, or more correctly stated, Toucher of Lighted Rectangles: No commentary needed.
11. Drummer in a country band: It’s hard to put sounds into words, but listen to any country song; I don’t care if it’s a ballad or that new stuff they call country, the drummer has the same beat, “Bomp. Shish. Bomp. Shish.” It’s basically bass drum, cymbal, bass drum, cymbal.
12. Hairstylist for Justin Bieber: Seriously. How hard could this be. The kid always has the same hairstyle.
13. One of the Briefcase girls from Dear or No Deal: Stand there and look pretty.
14. Professional Air Guitar Player: Perks: Awesome Tiger Sweaters; groupies; international fame. Most difficult part of job: Hitting the F Major chord in Stairway to Heaven.
