1. Facebook stalking
2. I think bald cats are cute
3. There are too many girls on the planet
4. Cat videos are funny
5. I think Justin Beiber is attractive
6. I get way too excited when my cell phone beeps for a text message
7. I didn't like the movie Letters to Juliet because Christopher Egan married Sophie and not me.
8. I've seen every episode of The Office at least three times and I still think it's funny.
9. I've already picked names for the kids
10. Joe Jonas
11. I hate making sandwiches
12. I don't do dishes
13. I hate showering
14. My lips are always chapped
15. I don't know how to make a paper plane
16. Sometimes I spit when I talk
17. I'm intimidating
18. I'm tone deaf
19. I do annoying things because I think it's funny
20. I mess lots of things up
21. I take up a lot of space when I sleep
22. I'll eat all the mashed potatoes and leave none for you.
23. Jello and cheese
24. I'm clumsy
25. Sweat pants.
26. The Hannah Montana Movie is my favorite
27. Boys are stupid
Now it ALL makes sense! :P
ReplyDeleteMallory if you had a like button, I'd like you twice!!
ReplyDeleteit is true!! I love your blog! and I think we really really need to hang out!
because you make me happy! :) thanks!
ps. I'm liking my first sentence, (read it again!)
I'm posting it on your fb, so I can like it! :)