Uses for Boys

1. To keep your hands warm
2. To eat your leftovers when you're full
3. To walk you to class
3. To help carry your stuff to your car
4. To hold the doors
5. To pay for you to do things
6. To talk to because girls just aren't the same
7. To talk about with those girls
8. To move furniture
9. To carry you when you get tired
10. To kill spiders
11. To remind you to chill
12. To drive you around
13. To give you their jackets when you're cold
14. To remind you you're beautiful, when you don't feel like it