Reasons I don't have a boyfriend

1. Facebook stalking
2. I think bald cats are cute
3. There are too many girls on the planet
4. Cat videos are funny
5. I think Justin Beiber is attractive
6. I get way too excited when my cell phone beeps for a text message
7. I didn't like the movie Letters to Juliet because Christopher Egan married Sophie and not me.
8. I've seen every episode of The Office at least three times and I still think it's funny.
9. I've already picked names for the kids
10. Joe Jonas
11. I hate making sandwiches
12. I don't do dishes
13. I hate showering
14. My lips are always chapped
15. I don't know how to make a paper plane
16. Sometimes I spit when I talk
17. I'm intimidating
18. I'm tone deaf
19. I do annoying things because I think it's funny
20. I mess lots of things up
21. I take up a lot of space when I sleep
22. I'll eat all the mashed potatoes and leave none for you.
23. Jello and cheese
24. I'm clumsy
25. Sweat pants.
26. The Hannah Montana Movie is my favorite
27. Boys are stupid

I Love These Girls

Uses for Boys

1. To keep your hands warm
2. To eat your leftovers when you're full
3. To walk you to class
3. To help carry your stuff to your car
4. To hold the doors
5. To pay for you to do things
6. To talk to because girls just aren't the same
7. To talk about with those girls
8. To move furniture
9. To carry you when you get tired
10. To kill spiders
11. To remind you to chill
12. To drive you around
13. To give you their jackets when you're cold
14. To remind you you're beautiful, when you don't feel like it

Things I love

1. Skirts with pockets
2. Snuggling
3. Laughing so hard you can't breathe
4. Driving through the mountains
5. The smell of makeup
6. Those people with hilarious laughs
7. Snow
8. Staying in pajamas all day
9. Vintage jewelry
10. Old books
11. Playing in the rain
12. Flying
13. Gingersnaps
14. Moving walkways at the airport
15. Fireflies
16. Being barefoot
17. Getting flowers
18. Being walked to class
19. Crazy friends
20. Warm blankets
21. Boys with warm hands
22. Remembering what you forgot
23. Finding something you thought you lost
24. Staying up late telling secrets with my sister
25. Boys that hold the doors
26. Thank you notes
27. Dinner with my grandparents
28. Quiet Mornings
29. Sunflower fields
30. Favorite cups
31. Cereal for dinner
32. Vinyl Records
33. Small towns
34. Waking up to thunderstorms
35. Clothes straight from the dryer
36. Waking up to snow
37. Sweat pants that are older than I am
38. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
39. Indian food
40. Sore abs